Monday, September 29, 2008

Breaking News - Sara Palin steps down as McCain running mate!

As both Republican and Democratic insiders have been hinting, embattled V.P. hopeful, Sara Palin, has stepped down in her bid for President of the United States
(assuming, of course, that John McCain does not make it through a first term that is increasingly looking like a huge stretch anyways). Republicans have gathered,
somewhat embarrassedly, around the new running mate that they are calling, "pretty short", and "a vast improvement over the last pick". At least he has been
practicing some interview responses that are clearly more intelligent and appropriate than what the other one had to offer. Good luck new V.P. hopeful, Gary Coleman.

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